feminist. TOTALLY!

ripped this off from lynette's blog.
IT'S INTERESTING!

This is how you piss a guy off

He: Do you mind if I sit down?
She: Do you mind if i say no?
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually I'd rather have the money.
He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
He: Hi. Didnt we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
She: Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
He: Can I have your name?
She: Why? Don't you already have one?
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

HAHA. seriously, i'd like to meet like minded people.
feminism. THE WAY TO LIVE. (:

oh. i've put up halo scan! (:
but till i find something else to take the present tag board's space,
i'll have it there.
so.. please use the halo scan! (:

oh yes. who's hahaha?
do i know you? we spent time together?
and. if you were my friend, hot is the last thing they'd describe me with.
yeah.
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